a website

www.mandymitchell.weebly.com

check it kids...

get a grip.

you are not the shit

so get a grip and act like a goddamn human being for shits sake.

art march @ gallery godo

come one come all and buy my paintings [i pre ordered those miu miu pumps ]

the shady parade

so my apologies in advance, to whom it may concern....

But, you know your shady when... you essentially buy a shield for your phone and masquerade it around town as a "glare protector," so no one can read it from either side. lets discuss, no one cares what skanky ho [you met while pouring vodka down her throat and fist pumping at some club] you're talking too.

you're most def lead baton twirler in the shady parade.

true story ...

ruscha
cherries

call me mrs flinstone...

so valentines day or the entire month of February in fact, brings about either the best or worst in people. most women are moaning about being alone while every guy is avoiding any girl who has blown him in the last 4 months in order to skip the valentines day awkward obligation.
dont worry dudes. the girl more then likely has absolutely no interest in your hairy ass so slow your roll.

or there are the others who are going to sit down to eat together while the girl has dropped a months rent on shoes and the dude cant even be bothered to change his sweat stained shirt.

can't we all just cut to the chase here? skip the fake valentines meal and get real about why your out together? to touch each others privates and not spend the night alone with a bottle of jack.

me? id rather go to a bar drink some beers and get some nachos with car and 'gail.

see you at laurel tavern fools.

ive got my eye on you

thank you miuccia for these.