Saturday, December 26, 2009

resolutions

happy holidays suckers.

here's a bit advice for the upcoming new year.

on a date never whip out a coupon and if you're taking her to a place where they accept coupons that's strike one.

NO MORE GODDAMN COMPLAINING. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
harsh but you'll thank me later.

smoking is not a bad habit
neither is drinking
in excessive amounts

if i see one more kitten heel, i'm going to rip off that thumbtack and ull be grateful for the favor.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PLAYING RHIANNA CONSTANTLY EVERYWHERE I CANT TAKE IT.

the year 2010 is a time for new beginnings we've only got 2 years left... supposedly. so get naked and don't give a fuck.

ill continue to update this list as the new year approaches.

i hope you have found this to be helpful.

peace love and latkas,
m



Thursday, December 17, 2009

hide and seek






the hide and seek master Liu Bolin

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

hate your face

....BUT I LOVE ALDO ACCESSORIES. this new purchase (when i bought it the sales girl told me they have a love one as well... i told her absolutely not.) it made me happier then i've been in days/months and it makes every second of enduring idiots a little brighter.
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i have a new social project in the making in direct relation to the feeling of hate. will be posting plenty about it soon. and its interactive so PREPARE YOURSELVES !

Thursday, December 3, 2009

post post secret

There was a project i did in relation to the Post Secrets guy. I wanted to give people the chance to get their secrets into the world without fear in a different way. I attached 100 secrets to 100 white balloons and set them free. If you found one in the New York area contact me!!

Here are a few examples of the secrets i received;







Wednesday, December 2, 2009

birthday beer budget

the ones on the left were item number one but purchased those suckers... my b.




wish list item number 1

laker seats court side. next to jack.
wish list item number 2



wish list item number 3

tickets to see
chelsea handler live. i would prefer front row so i can further my chances of her and her nugget shaking my hand
wish list item number 4


a man whose balls have already dropped
wish list item number 5

is number 5 too much to ask for being as i'm turning 23 ??

fire crackers
wish list item number 6

a carton of camel blues
wish list item number 7


my dad says you cant buy champagne with a beer budget. good thing im down with andre.

to that he replied what is andre?



Tuesday, November 24, 2009

cuff me


MILK was featured in NY magazine ! These are made by amazing jeweler Leighelena and are $97 a piece which is well worth it for a real lizard or stingray piece of hardware goodness. I have the black lizard and gold hardware jigsaw cuff.

I highly suggest you come get cuffed in the store or go online at shopatmilk and get one before we run out.

who doesn't want one is the real question here
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

you're fucking out.

a post from my friend woman unkind on her blog SAVE MY YOUNG LIFE she is a fucking poetic genius.

Au Revoir

Any manipulative, underhanded, pathetic sorry-excuses [for human beings] should feel free to see themselves out [of my life] as soon as possible. Don't let the door hit you in the ass, good lord.



amen goddamnit. i love you.

Friday, November 13, 2009

my mood swings

persistence of memory mixed media
42nd street acrylic and oil stick
fort greene acrylic, ink and oil stick
the park in my head acrylic and oil stick


some paintings i did...as usual everything is for sale.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

the man


now thats what i call creativity at its finest

Thursday, November 5, 2009

man up boys

enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.enough is enough.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

all or nothing

im edie sedgwick yet again for halloween because if i'm going to emulate a drug fueled socialite who partied with the best of them and was absolute perfection...im gunna do it right.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

earth to jebber

so my best friends brother Jeremiah is going around the world with 6 t-shirts and a mosquito net to treck through the amazon, rain forests and basically explore the vastness of the universe literally and figuratively.

I want to see this documentary but for the time being his blog will have to do.

check it out

Friday, September 25, 2009

Venice works






just some new pieces i did in Venice, Italy this summer u know a little drawing with a little silkscreen.

everything is up for sale. just an fyi

3 corners of the earth collide

i miss brooklyn
i miss taaffe lofts
and the twins
and D
royal oak
one too many whiskey shots
elsa
roof top dance parties
and the boys
and the burg
beacons
and studio late night
the girls
street sales
and giannis
and cigarettes and 40oZs
i miss being a fun hot mess
not just a hot mess

i miss israel
and hebrew mans apartment
i miss the smell of the salt water
ben yahuda street
braZillian dance jams
and shoko be sakit
and pesek Z'man ice cream
i miss the moshav and poyke
and the tayelet
and sheken
most of all i miss you and your roof

i miss the pch
and the first moment when you hit the water from sunset
and how the water glows
the breeZe
the climb down to our private beach
the bucks/trancas runs
i miss the bikers at the net
and drinking beers on the beach

nostalgia at such a young age ?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

its been a bad day

i need a baby hedgehog



i need a green sequin balmain dress

i need that rooftop

i need the new wilco album on repeat

i need those chanel socks.

iohjkllhgydesgjkrhetrjhdgsfdgfhjhkfjhgafsdghnghgfdasFg this mood neeeeeds to go.


Friday, September 4, 2009

off to the circus

so for my final semester in college, i took a circus class (note: this was pre-Britney in the circus)
my final was stilts and tight-rope walking, as you can see.


Jennifer assisting me in my first stilt attempt
Annie LebowitZ- Jennifer Miller

that fire breathing bearded lady was my professor Jennifer Miller. She rules the world one Down with Conformity-Anti-Establishment-Big-Outdoor Political-Spectacle-Circus-Performance at a time. I admire her, adore her, love this woman.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Balmains less rich twin



is blogging twice in one day allowed ?
well i found Balmain's less rich twin on the second floor at the new Zara at the Grove...

MILK

i am employed. at MILK.
clothes are incred.
come see for yourself!

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3rd and Beverly Blvd

Sunday, August 30, 2009

just cant sit still

i don't like to stay still for very long and like to bounce around as often as my funds will allow... here are a few of my favorite shots from this summer.
Venice, Italy can be very beautiful


my favorite place in the world is hebrew mans house in Jerusalem, Israel
...
hebrew man took me to see/ride the camels. the best day






Saturday, August 29, 2009

a must


W. Chanel on Lara.
an absolute masterpiece.
obsessed.