resolutions

happy holidays suckers.

here's a bit advice for the upcoming new year.

on a date never whip out a coupon and if you're taking her to a place where they accept coupons that's strike one.

NO MORE GODDAMN COMPLAINING. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
harsh but you'll thank me later.

smoking is not a bad habit
neither is drinking
in excessive amounts

if i see one more kitten heel, i'm going to rip off that thumbtack and ull be grateful for the favor.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PLAYING RHIANNA CONSTANTLY EVERYWHERE I CANT TAKE IT.

the year 2010 is a time for new beginnings we've only got 2 years left... supposedly. so get naked and don't give a fuck.

ill continue to update this list as the new year approaches.

i hope you have found this to be helpful.

peace love and latkas,
m