resolutions

happy holidays suckers.

here's a bit advice for the upcoming new year.

on a date never whip out a coupon and if you're taking her to a place where they accept coupons that's strike one.

NO MORE GODDAMN COMPLAINING. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
harsh but you'll thank me later.

smoking is not a bad habit
neither is drinking
in excessive amounts

if i see one more kitten heel, i'm going to rip off that thumbtack and ull be grateful for the favor.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PLAYING RHIANNA CONSTANTLY EVERYWHERE I CANT TAKE IT.

the year 2010 is a time for new beginnings we've only got 2 years left... supposedly. so get naked and don't give a fuck.

ill continue to update this list as the new year approaches.

i hope you have found this to be helpful.

peace love and latkas,
m

hide and seek

the hide and seek master Liu Bolin

Spotted

hate your face

....BUT I LOVE ALDO ACCESSORIES. this new purchase (when i bought it the sales girl told me they have a love one as well... i told her absolutely not.) it made me happier then i've been in days/months and it makes every second of enduring idiots a little brighter.
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i have a new social project in the making in direct relation to the feeling of hate. will be posting plenty about it soon. and its interactive so PREPARE YOURSELVES !

post post secret

There was a project i did in relation to the Post Secrets guy. I wanted to give people the chance to get their secrets into the world without fear in a different way. I attached 100 secrets to 100 white balloons and set them free. If you found one in the New York area contact me!!

Here are a few examples of the secrets i received;

birthday beer budget

the ones on the left were item number one but purchased those suckers... my b.




wish list item number 1

laker seats court side. next to jack.
wish list item number 2


wish list item number 3

tickets to see chelsea handler live. i would prefer front row so i can further my chances of her and her nugget shaking my hand
wish list item number 4

a man whose balls have already dropped
wish list item number 5

is number 5 too much to ask for being as i'm turning 23 ??

fire crackers
wish list item number 6

a carton of camel blues
wish list item number 7


my dad says you cant buy champagne with a beer budget. good thing im down with andre.

to that he replied what is andre?