so valentines day or the entire month of February in fact, brings about either the best or worst in people. most women are moaning about being alone while every guy is avoiding any girl who has blown him in the last 4 months in order to skip the valentines day awkward obligation.
dont worry dudes. the girl more then likely has absolutely no interest in your hairy ass so slow your roll.
or there are the others who are going to sit down to eat together while the girl has dropped a months rent on shoes and the dude cant even be bothered to change his sweat stained shirt.
can't we all just cut to the chase here? skip the fake valentines meal and get real about why your out together? to touch each others privates and not spend the night alone with a bottle of jack.
me? id rather go to a bar drink some beers and get some nachos with car and 'gail.
see you at laurel tavern fools.
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